June 20th, 2007 | Published in Errata, Office
G-Fav has completely outdone us all. Q3 is HUGE!
The gauntlet has been thrown down. This is gonna get interesting. En garde! Put your dukes up! I demand satisfaction!
(seemingly random challenges provided by this Yahoo Answer)
June 13th, 2007 | Published in Errata, Office
I walked into one of our conference rooms recently and saw this drawn up on an easel.
Q3 is HUGE!!! My favorite part is the vertical column on the left: one dollar sign, one dollar sign, then TWO dollar signs.
So for those of you who are regular readers of wubbahed (yes, both of you), I encourage you to recreate this slide in Powerpoint and show the world that Clippy is mightier than Sharpie. Take the challenge! Cool, funny, and let’s face it, just about all submissions will be posted on the site. Send me your submissions!
March 15th, 2007 | Published in Office
So while my company has grown quite a bit over the past two years, we still pride ourselves on being relaxed and keep convincing ourselves that our corporate culture hasn’t changed despite the fact that we now have hundreds of employees. One of the ways we perpetuate this is through company wide emails. Yes, each employee is intentionally granted the right to broadcast an email to the entire staff. Most of the time, people don’t abuse it, but occasionally something brilliant like this lands in my Inbox:
“This Sunday I am turning 29. I am going to start drinking Friday, and I am going to drink until everyone in this city is as pretty as I am. I intend to drink enough to kill a small horse. So, if there is anyone left in this company that doesn’t hate me yet, you are welcome to come join me. Unless I hate you. Then it is probably best if you don’t show up. Unless you are willing to buy me a drink. Then you may come, just don’t talk to me too much.”
I have never met this man in person, but I’m thinking he looks something like this:
(picture compliments of www.passedoutdrunkguy.com)